Sometimes famous people just don't get enough attention so have to wear naughty things that our mums would tell us off for smirking at
Rihanna wanted to be banned from all playground
It's not just the shy and retiring Rihanna who likes to shock with her choice of polyester and cotton garments.
Cast your soiled mind back to when she wore that, ahem, feminist-inspired T-shirt with the sexy DIY photo on it.
The baddest gal in town isn't alone in liking wearing saucy slogans either - but we can definitely say hers is one of the worst.
Rih seems to be well into nana-offending fashion at the moment.
She said of her new River Island range: "I just wanted stuff that I wanted to wear because at the end of the day that's what got me into designing - seeing things on the rack that were great, but that could have been a little more me.
"Maybe they could have been a little longer or shorter, or have a little more sex appeal or a little less.
"I wanted to make clothes for fat days. Stuff that I wanted to wear. I was being selfish. Hopefully, my friends and people who shop at River Island will have the same taste."
Fat and selfish? That sounds familiar.
Yeah, yeah! That's what they all say Pammy
Well if that isn't a message to a certain ex, *cough Selena cough* we don't know what is
Just in case you get lost or just another attention-seeking statement Rih-Rih?... we're guessing it's the latter
That's what we love about you Nathan - your modesty... but somehow we're not entirely convinced